COLLEGE SLUT DENS

I was watching this show where a young lass was recounting her college life.

She was lamenting the gone days and even went ahead to say that if only parents knew what really happens in our universities, they wouldn’t take their children there.

All those crazy carefree habits we acquire in campus have nothing to do with the campuses we attend. Girlfriend, what happened to good morals and self-control? You should realise that you are just one of those ‘sluts’ hyping funny behaviour in the name of fitting in ‘cool’.  Well, don’t try to crucify me before am done with you yet. Partying and keeping Pulse cool is good. Am on those guys who throw all the care through the wind. Here we go:

Wild parties

So the in-thing is sex and weed gigs — apparently. Getting drunk silly and having orgies has become a common occurrence in practically every party you attend in Nairobi. The disgusting thing is the fact that university chics go to baba parties to hook up with politicians in the name of earning fame, cash and getting free flowing pints. Girlfriend, for heavens sake, that gets you downing your pants…like for real? How cheap can you get! 

Pornography

With so many randy boys and girls finally out of their parent’s hawk eye, campus opens the room for some to experiment stuff they longed to do for years. Boys can sort of…be excused for watching stuff, but what is with girls watching porn? No wonder, university girls are so involved in making those Sh50 Muthurwa porn videos. Cool stuff, err! 

Rich men’s prostitutes

So there was this feature about hotel managers and campus boys liaising to get chics from campuses for parties and have them get sex with older foreign men in their hotel rooms in the name of making money and as you would guess. That sounds really lucrative, doesn’t it, girlfriend?

Coinage babes

We should end this debate. It is a fact that university girls are out in the streets doing prostitution. Yes! After city councils rounded a number some weeks ago, it was proved that many of them were actually campus ‘divas’. So…now that is the in thing to copy.

Online sluts

With the Internet and social media comes lots good and bad stuff. I laugh at those chics who literally bear it all for the camera in the name of being ‘sexy’. Not only is it trashy but sic.