Why has Machakos County Senator Johnstone Muthama not called a news conference to rescind his threat to quit CORD and politics altogether or seek alternative political refuge, if Raila, Kalonzo and Wetangula do not dissolve their parties and agree to form one united party?
-What has happened since Linda Okello, the corporal traffic police officer based at Kiambu police division was summoned by the local county commander and reprimanded over her dress code? How has marriage changed her dressing?
-Is there no other octogenarian following in Kimani Maruge’s footsteps to join school at a ripe old age? Did Maruge inspire a revolution? Does the county showcase Maruge’s Guiness Book of Records feat, world travel and ‘Hollywood star’ status?
-How are disagreements resolved in the Githu Muigai household? You see Githu is the AG, wife, Margaret Waringa Muigai is a High Court judge Family and the son is an advocate. Do injunctions frequently fly about at dinner?
-Why is Nelson Marwa so silent these past two weeks or did he undertake a trip to the US to follow the repatriated drug baron suspects’ court case?
Who will claim bragging rights for polishing Gideon’s Kiswahili? Is DP Ruto’s perceived high-handedness in any way related to his stopping to wear his trademark Kenya-flagged caps? Why the loud silence over Migingo Island and the Kenya-Somalia wall?
-Dear Nairobi Governor Kidero, given the poorly designed city roads, chaotic public transport services, disco-style traffic lights system, taxi ranks, roundabouts, hawker-filled pavements, unwatered Kidero Grass and increased human traffic due to voter movement during recent IEBC voter registration, giving those boda boda riders any respite is unacceptable even if this is an election year.
Sir, don’t you think the problem sir is traffic congestion caused by the high number of vehicles accessing the city?
-Can Rao expose another dossier now that they have formed NASA and are with former AG Amos Wako on the same side?
Remember Ugandan political activist David Matsanga’s petition to compel our government and the ICC to make public contents of the Waki Commission report on the 2007-2008 post-election violence? We bet Wako knows where a few bodies are buried.
-Dear Rao, perhaps you retained a copy of the huge 529-page report presented to you and now former President Kibaki in October 2008? Would make interesting reading now that every Tom, Dick and Harry is elbowing for Kenya’s best-paying job – becoming a mheshimiwa!
-After the death of more than 3,000 people, Laurent Gbagbo and his wife ‘Iron Lady’ Simone were fished out of an underground cellar so that presidential poll winner Alassane Ouattara could rule in peace.
But most iconic were Simone’s magnanimous last words after being sentenced to 20 years in jail for arming gangs to perpetuate their stay in State House Abidjan: “I forgive because, if we don’t forgive, this country will burn”.
-How is Simone coping behind bars since her husband still has a date with Madam Fatou Bensouda, facing four charges at the ICC in The Hague, including murder, rape and persecution?
-How is a certain police impostor coping in jail with criminals he sent there? Does Duale still have the list of people who funded the Garissa University massacre?
-How much do politicians spend crisscrossing the political landscape daily and what is their source of income? Meanwhile, how many hours of sleep does Raila get in a day? Where does all the bhang police nab go? Are cops ever sent back to Kiganjo for refresher courses?
-Is the Eldoret bullet-making factory still in operation? Why hasn’t Eveready thought of producing mobile phone batteries now that everyone seems to be listening to radio on their phones?
How is life in exile for deposed Gambia prezzo Yahya Jammeh? Does he still dispense his HIV cure on Thursdays?
-What did the Mzee wa Loliondo do with his millions? What kind of house does Kabura live in and why has she not declared her intention to vie for elective office?
Why hasn’t Michael Joseph recruited the business-savvy wives of vetted police officers to turn around KQ?
