Am sure you have all smelled the stench coming from that dark edifice called bunge or Parliament Buildings.
The noise levels have risen a few noticeable decibels from growling, empty bellies and chants of “Haki Yetu!” Waheshimiwa’s cloakrooms have gone unflushed since the water supply was disconnected for non-payment!
The building is enveloped in a cloak of darkness both from the shady goings-on that take place in that august monolith as well as Bwana Reddy Kilowatt having declared, “No Pay, No Stima Token!” We understood their reluctance to utter a word when Sossion led his brigade out of class since the Big Man himself had declared the new 'Can’t Pay Won’t Pay' policy.
We were sympathetic when they soiled their suits to kneel at prayer rallies for there was an invisible captain taking roll call of all attendees and a separate list of absentees.
But when some fellows stole cash meant for allowances, water and electricity bills, it is understandable why the honourables are in such a foul mood. They even grilled Treasury CS Rotich on the whereabouts of their chapaa! Watch this space...
