1. Total sponsor
He buys you a car, a house, and registers them in your name, pays your bills and even supports your kids that are not his. Will never spend a whole night in your house. Often takes you on holiday outside the country. These are mostly tycoons and prominent politicians aged over 50 years. Will have 3 more concubines besides you.
2. Medium Sponsors
Will buy you a car and a house but registers them in his name. Supports the kid he has with you and pays your bills. The farthest he will take you on holiday is at the coast or Zanzibar. He appears in your house only over the weekend and late hours. Can be aged 45 to 55 years.
3. Small Sponsors
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Mostly wannabe tenderprenuers, yuppies and young professionals who take you to Naivasha and Mombasa while on work. Will pick you and drop you off in their cars. Will fuel your car and take you shopping provided they sleep with you thereafter.
They have a wife and kids they adore but need your presence to reassure themselves.
4. Mini/Micro Sponsors
Most young guys belong here. No need to explain because they know themselves.
They will take you to rave in Westie, have sex with you the whole night and still go to their regular chic/wife. Will only contact you when they have a windfall or end month.