By Sheila Kimani
Fena Gitu aka Fena-menal
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Pulse: If you were to change Xtatic’s stage name, what would you call her?
Fena-menal: Kuber, that cheap drug; because ecstasy is too advanced for her.
P: What can you do that she cannot?
F: I can sing and dance to impress. She can’t.
P: If she weren’t a singer she would probably be?
F: A baseball player; even in her videos she clearly swings the ‘bat’ better than she raps.
P: Would you ever curtain raise for X-tatic?
F: Never! The show would come to an end right after my performance.
P: Can you throw Xtatic some punch lines?
F: “You told whack rappers to take a vacation. So pack your own bags and here is a ticket to the next bus station.”
P: What vibe would weaken her knees?
F: Girl, can I kiss you then get high?
P: What would you do if you found Xtatic with your boyfriend?
F: She is so short, I’d ask my guy, “ You mean you can stoop that low?” Then I’d let her keep him.
Gloria aka X-tatic
Pulse: If you were to change Fena-menal’s stage name, what would you call her?
X-tatic: ‘Eno’ for ‘Enormous’.
P: What can you do that she can’t do?
X: I can rap… and hide in a rabbit-hole if we had to; I am sure she wouldn’t fit!
P: If she weren’t an artiste she would probably be?
X: A Home Science teacher.
P: Would you curtain raise for Fena-menal?
X: I would curtain raise for her because I respect her as a singer, a phenomenal one in Africa, let alone Kenya.
P: What pick-up line would make her weak in the knees?
X: “Naomba unipe namba yako… Ata kaa niza sista ‘ako”
P: Can you throw Fena some punch lines?
X: Really, can I? I can murder her on her own track.
P: What would you do if you found Fena-menal with your boyfriend?
X: Give her liposuction. Then she will finally get into shape.
VERDICT
Deep down, one can tell that the two girls are good pals but this ring is no respecter of er, good girls. They go blow-for-blow but Xtatic falters when she agrees to curtain-raise for Fena-menal, thereby portraying her as the boss. Fena wins 5, X-tatic 4.
