Pulse rants and raves

1. How common is common sense?

2. What is the phobia of chainsaws called?

3. How do police officers handcuff a one-armed man?

4. If an ambulance is on its way to save someone in critical state and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

5. If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?

6. How did the Government manage to employ ‘ghost’ workers?

7. Why do people say “slept like a baby” to mean long hours of peaceful sleep when babies wake up every few hours?

8. How do towels get dirty if we are real clean when we use them?