Ever wondered who impregnates the expectant mad women you see loitering around town? Well, wonder no more. It has been revealed that respected professionals are often responsible for such pregnancies.
Residents of Nyamira County were recently shocked when scandalous details of how a certain teacher had been having a ‘secret affair’ with a madwoman came to light.
The teacher was new in the area, and lived by himself. Apparently, he found the madwoman irresistibly ‘hot’, so he made a habit of picking her up at night, and leaving her to wander off into the darkness once he was done with her.
The fact that the madwoman would be spotted in new clothing every now and then confounded many locals. Later, it was discovered that the teacher had been using gifts such as clothes and food to entice her.
This bizarre relationship went on for some time, but whenever the teacher saw his secret lover during the day, he pretended not to know her.
Interestingly, the madwoman got pregnant and gave birth, and her relatives took the baby.
One Sunday morning, as locals were going to church, the woman saw the teacher at a bus stop. She sauntered towards him, and asked him to buy her bananas from a nearby stall.
“Gaki ngorere ritoke omogaka one (Kindly buy me some bananas to eat, sir),” the mad woman requested.
The man pretended not to recognise her, and reacted angrily.
“Toka hapa wewe mwenda wazimu. Kwanini unanifuatafuata kila saa? Mimi sina pesa ya kukununulia ndizi (Get lost, madwoman. Stop nagging me; I have no money to buy you bananas),” he admonished her.
BEHAVING STRANGELY
But the woman did not budge. Instead, she unwittingly shamed the teacher by loudly wondering why he was behaving strangely by pretending not to know her.
“Sasa unataka kujifanya hunijui na wewe hunichukua usiku na kunipeleka kwako na kunifanya tabia mbaya. Si hata niko na mtoto wako? Sasa kwa sababu nimekuomba ndizi tu unanifukuza? Hizi nguo nimevaa si ni wewe ulinipatia? (You are pretending not to know me yet you always pick me up at night and sleep with me. I even have your child. Are you denouncing and chasing me a way just because I asked for a banana? Aren’t you the one who bought the clothes on my back?),” the madwoman asked.
The embarrassed teacher jogged away in a desperate bid to save face, but it was too late. Some people at the bus stop had already identified him.
When reached for comment, the headmaster at the school where the teacher worked said the man was absent without leave, and could not be traced.
And in Awendo, in the same county, a popular DJ was accused of impregnating another madwoman. He allegedly used to pick the woman from the streets early in the morning, on his way home. After a quickie behind the shops, they would go their separate ways.
After a while, the woman got pregnant, and she began chorusing the name of the DJ loudly whenever she passed by the market. When concerned market women asked her who was responsible for the pregnancy, she said it was DJ Omosh!
Still in the same region, in Homa Bay County, a doctor went missing after a mentally handicapped woman claimed he was the father of her child.
The woman allegedly narrated how the doctor used to entice her with food and drive her to his house. Once he had helped her take a bath, he would proceed to ‘make love’ to her before offering her new clothes.
