Stephany Cohen

A spiritual healer from Bromley has reportedly revealed that she was the wife of  Arsene Wenger in the 15th century.
According to Metro.co.uk, Stephany Cohen, who claims that she is the god of all aliens, has said that Wenger was heir to the French throne at the time and she was the saint Joan of Arc in a previous life, when she married Wenger. Cohen also claimed that Arsenal will not win the Premier League this season because  Wenger has never had a Plan B.

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