An 18-year-old man has accused his girlfriend of 'taking psychoness to a new level' after she wrote up a 10-step 'rulebook' before he jetted off on a lads holiday to Magaluf.
It's what any sane girlfriend would do before her beau disappeared into the land of endless fishbowls, bikinis and games involving doing shots off girls' stomachs.
Kieran Lumsden, from Edinburgh, was looking forward to some fun in the sun but girlfriend Whitney Travers' decided to show him who's boss with a list of demands.
- Make sure your phone is charged at all times. ( Phone me atleast once a day-2mins)
- No girls whatsover. Don't look, don't talk, don't touch. (Cheat and I will destroy everything Celtic and make your life a living hell)
- Do not follow girls on social media
- No tattoos ( I’ll be checking when you get home)
- No mixing drinks. ( Drugs are for mugs)
- If on boat party, no drinking games with opposite sex
- Stay in your own bed!
- Dont buy girls drinks. (That money can be spent on me)
- Text Kim everyday! She’ll be worrying.
(10) Tell every girl about me!(If someone flirts,walk away)
Finally, no photos with random girls and sc stories.
Whitney signs off by wishing him "a nice flight".
