I am a city wife with two young children. During the week, my hubby wakes up when the kids have left for school and comes back at midnight, high when they are asleep.
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On Friday, he simply never comes back home. In fact, he crawls back at 4 am on Sunday, drunk and shouting and loudly ringing the doorbell again and again.
Should I let him sleep in the cold as punishment? Dee
Dear Dee,
I think you have a bigger problem. Your sex life sucks. A man who comes home drunk every night is all bark and no bite because while beer is only good for being seen dragging a whore into the darkness, it adds no value to what you do when you get her home.
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I am, therefore, afraid you will have an affair pretty soon, with a workmate or that wiry lad who sells pirated videos in the estate.
Secondly, if you have a man who spends the entire weekend in a bar, drinking and eating tumbukiza, in the same socks and underwear he left the house with on Friday, without brushing his teeth or grabbing a shower, then stop telling fellow women “my husband this, or my husband that”.
Hauna bwana! I mean, the guy doesn’t even have the brains to have a mpango who can pamper him like a king between Friday and Sunday like a proper man!
