4 types of Kenyan men you should run away from

What the hell is wrong with 21 century Kenyan man?

Why does he not seem to have an idea on how to behave?

It is often said that women- no, Kenyan women- are complicated creatures that no one can understand them but I have come to learn over the last few years that there is no one quite as enigmatic as the 21 century Kenyan man. The 21 century Kenyan man never ceases to amaze even thick-skinned people like me.

Look at this case study: in the last few months we have witnessed Kenyan golden couples who spent millions of shillings on fairy-tale weddings divorcing barely a year after their marriages I can tell you for free and with absolute confidence that the reason the above relationships are coming to an end has everything to do with the man.

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Let me begin with his most annoying habit: the fact that he is unable to keep his zipper up. You bring a house help to the home he is on her, at work he is hunting and if you look the other way for a few seconds, he has a mpango wa kando stashed somewhere. It’s like he has a wicked piece of junk that has completely lost its moral compass, he is not even picky; anything will do as long as it is a woman.

At the age of 24 most, though single, have a child- or children- stashed somewhere on the other side of town, or even in the same neighbourhood you are living in. So you have to put up with one baby mama or even more especially if you are attached to a Kenyan man who is on a serious mission to populate the earth with every woman in the vicinity.

Men please before you make us lose our damn minds, rediscover condoms- they prevent pregnancy.

Then there is the rise of the gold-digging Kenyan man who is spreading like a bad case of the flu. Back in the day it was bad enough separating the rich man, from Mr Potential and Mr Cheapskate, now you also have to deal with men who are boldly looking to you to provide for their needs.

When you see so many single women, it is not because there are no men, in fact it is literally raining men, what is lacking are good men. Men who know what it means to be a man. This confused creature cannot even seem to decide whether he wants to wear the pants in the relationship or the skirt.

That is not all; the 21 century has a penchant for potbellies. These days everywhere you look, you see strapping young lads in their 30s touting protruding pot bellies.

The complacency with which the 21 century Kenyan men treat their bodies, is appalling.

I have said it again, and I will never tire, there is nothing sexy about a man with a pot belly.