Return of da hayters

So I somad somewhere dat three of our vernacular musicians are gonna be charged with hate speech this week coz of singing some ethnik shi*.

The offending shizzles are Uhuru ni Wetu by Kamande wa Kioi, Wituite Hiti by John DeMathew, and Hague Bound by Muigai wa Njoroge.

The real sad diesel for me tho is dat deya spite spewed ceedees are now sellin like hot cakes in Nax, havin been banned off radio steshens.

 How is dat even after masaibu ya ndugu mdogo sana Sang, some radio heads can still mess wit hate songs on air?

I tell ya I much preferred da hate songs* of yore, like wen Kleptomaniacs were dissing those wannabes wit lyrics like; “jipatie miaka ka nane, ndio jina yako ijulikane.”

Or when Abbas rapped that; “…a Chihuahua is a small dog.” 

Btw, congrats to Abbas for going to teach the Germans sheng. Pia mimi hapa Lisboa I will try to convince the Portuguese that *Sminglish should be their fourth language, after Spanish n Chinese (hehehehe).

ALL TIME HATE SONGS

Now, I am gonna have a goose n port wine 4 lunch just so that when peeps ask me what I had 4 lunch, I can say I ate Portgeese ...

But I waznt alwez full o luv, meself. In fakt some niggas think I have made a krear out of dissing celebz n hayting on some peeps. To this I say; “…* verily, verily, I say unto you…”

Here are me all tyme fave hayte songs, n if Mzalendo Kibunja comes for me, well, nitavunja mzalendo!

Gangsta Gangsta: Growing up as a nerdy teen, me secret rebellion waz hardcore rap like Two Live Crew n NWA  by Niggaz wit Atitude.

So watt if I m a literary gangsta?  NWA were the real deal, spittin rhyme like this; “I m the kinda nigga thatz built to last, and herez a lil sumthin about a nigga like me.”

Never shuda been let out of the penitentiary: “I ‘m a crazy mutha from all around the way, we don say no coz we too bizzy sayin yeah, drinkin sh*t strait outta the 8 bottle, do I look like yur Mfing role model…”

EMINEM — Hate Me Now: “I grew up in the wild hood as a hazardous youth, wit a fed up childhood, that I used as a excoose. And ain-t sh-t changed, I kept the same mind-state, since the third tyme that I plugged ninth grade. Yu probably think I’m negative, doncha be so sure of it. I don’t promote violence, I just encourage it ...”

Pink Friday: My all tyme recent favouryte hate song, thou, waz the Lil Kim diss back at Nikki Minaj; So grab the popcorn, sit back n enjoy the below punches like tis a nasty celeb vs celeb

“Who the f*** want war? Coz I FedeX beef straight to yur front door. It will be a murder scene, I’m turning Pink Friday to Friday the…yu lame tryin to clone watt I invented…I seen em come, I seen em go, still I remain...”

By Smitta Smitten