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Tahidi High hottest duo

PULSE
By | April 30th 2010

By Shirley Genga

Pulse spoke to Tahidi High stars Tanya and Shish

Tanya

Pulse: Who is hotter, Shish or you?

Tanya: Me of course. Just take a look at me. My hair, eyes, smile and body are out of this world. I love my small upper body and huge buxom below the waist. Who can compete with that?

P: Have you ever been in a catfight?

T: We are too classy for that.

P: If you and Shish had a fight, who do you think would win?

Tahidi High’s Tanya

T: She may be taller than me but I have a few tricks under my sleeve. You’ve heard the saying that the taller they are the harder they fall. I watch television and hope that by now I have mastered a few karate moves.

P: If you could change one thing about your body what would it be?

T: I love my body but if I could change anything, it would be to do a boob job. Don’t get me wrong, not the huge Pamela Anderson type, but the subtle Kelly Rowland way.

P: Who was your teenage crush?

T: I had a huge crush on B2K for a short time. I would place their pictures near my bed, so they were the first thing I saw when I woke up and when I went to bed. I even had pictures of them stuck in my bookshelf. Oh, they were so hot back then.

Now it’s David Beckham, he is so hot. I saw him in some underwear advertisement recently and I was like, wow.

P: If Shish stole your man what would you do to her?

T: I’m a lover, not a fighter. I would let them be andlet karma bite them in the a**!

P: What habit annoys you the most in men and what qualities make your heart sing?

T: I can’t stands guys who get so touchy touchy when they don’t even know you. Especially these days, what’s up with guys who go touch your butt at the rave?

I love a man who shows respect but he must be tall.

P: If you were forced to choose between a thin and a fat man, who would you pick?

T: Skinny guys just turn me off and I cannot date one. A skinny man just rubs me the wrong way and fat is too much drama for me, I would just go gay. Hahaha!

P: What secret thing do you love to do?

T: I’m a professional singer in the shower where there is no high or low note. Even Mariah Carey cannot beat me in the shower.

P: Crazy food cravings…

T: Just give me tea and bread. It does not matter what day or time it is. When the craving hits, which is like every day, I rush for my tea and bread.

Shish

Pulse: Who is the hotter, Tanya or you?

Shish: Hey! Please look at me again! Have you not seen my eyes, my killer smile and my long adorable legs? Obviously I’m hotter.

P: Have you ever been in a catfight?

S: We are both too classy for that.

P: If you and Tanya were involved in a fight, who do you think would win?

S: I guess you have seen me enough times in action on Tahidi High. I’m like the female version of Makmende. I know I’m tall and I thus would easily go down but I warn you, I pack a mean punch. Also I hate to brag but I’m faster and thus would easily pull a fast one on her.

Shish

P: If you could change one thing about your body what would it be?

S: My body is great and proportional but if I could change anything it has to be adding a little booty to my already fabulous one.

P: Who was your teenage crush?

S: Do you remember a Mexican soap, Maria Desangelos which was airing on KBC. The starring actor Hohe drove me wild. He was just too hot with his trademark hairstyle. Just ask any girl above the age of 20 and they all know Hohe. While in my teens I was so scared of boys and thought they looked horrible in shorts but if Hohe walked into my life at that time, I would even have married him. Currently my crush is Collin Farrell. He is not only hot but he is such a jackass.

P: If Tanya stole your man what would you do to her?

S: I would first investigate and if I find out that it was the man who manipulated things I would leave them to be but if Tanya pulled all the strings I would seriously beat her up.

P: What habit annoys you most in men and what qualities make your heart skip a beat?

S: I can’t stand it when a man who is taken hits on me, whether he is married or has a girlfriend that is just disrespectful and wrong. The thing I find most attractive in a man is if he has big hands and he can hold my whole waist.

P: If you were forced to choose between a thin and a fat man, who would you pick?

S: A fat guy is a little tricky; I’ll just take the thin man and feed him until he is the size that I like.

P: What weird thing do you love to do that no one knows about?

S: I love to chill in my house while naked. I feel like I’m in the Garden of Eden, it’s the best feeling ever. My kitchen curtain is not so effective especially when the lights are on. The other day I caught someone peeping but I can’t help it. I love to be in the nude while at home, it’s liberating.

P: Crazy food cravings?

S: I can literally eat a whole gallon of Ice cream. Ice cream and I are pals!

 

Verdict

While Shish is into ice cream, Hohe and would ‘n-thoop’ Tanya like a ‘tanye’ getting whooped by Makmende, Tanya doesn’t have much to say except dat she ‘needs a bigger boob job.’ So we give this one to Shish, two to nothing. (But really, it’s that ‘nude in the Kitchen of Eden’ thang that scores Shish a goal in extra time). Shish – three. Tanya – nil.

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