Banker served condoms in pot

When a bank executive in Nairobi woke up in his girlfriend’s apartment famished, he went straight to a hot pot. After all it was morning and after a hard night’s work, he needed to reenergise.

To his shock, the spotlessly clean hotpot had different menu. Packed to the brim were condoms and when he called the girl, to demand the meaning of the macabre breakfast, he was told that since that was the only contribution he ever brought to the love den, it was only fair that he feast on it.

With that, he was ejected out of the girl’s life with a warning that should he pester her further, his wife would get a lengthy call.