Weird reasons ladies use to dump their man for another

Ladies are just crazy at times when they are dating a man. Men can testify to that. One moment you are so into him but the next time, you don’t feel him. You have led the guy on and he’s head over heels for your heart. This happens when you just realized that he is not your type or he is doing some annoying stuff. You are already in a relationship but you do not know how you will call it quits. I will simply use the weirdest reasons that my girlfriends have pulled to ditch those men:

‘He had caramel teeth/ chocolate farm that I could not handle it or ever think of making out.’

‘He smells sweat all the time even when it’s only 7am in the morning.’

‘He cannot afford to take me to Radisson Blu, Weston and any posh place that you can dream of going. '

‘He is shorter than me and I want to be carried at the kitchen counter. I do not want to walk with a guy that makes me looks like a big sister.’

‘He digs his nose in front of everyone I know and greets people with the same hand.’

He has never outgrown those lame short forms of ‘Xema mxupa, nd, hawayu, swithat and the likes.’ ‘He asked me for money on our first date as a couple and it was a wrap!’

‘He had long witchy nails that were full of those black particles that were enough to transmit typhoid.’- why would a man keep long nails though?

‘He does not shower for a month and shave his hair!’- no lady wants a dirty man

‘He has a bad breath that eats up my perfume.’

‘He was too nice, treated me so well and was so perfect that it was suspicious.’