Mariano Bittolo
  • Mariano Bittolo was involved in a freak collision with his team-mate
  • The player had to get ten stitches on his penis

It hurts for any man to even to just think about getting his Willy pricked, stitched or much worse chopped as some Kenyan women have perfected.

But this is what a Spanish footballer has to go through after being injured on the pitch last week in a freak accident.

The player had got get ten stitches on his penis.

“Albacete defender Mariano Bittolo was involved in a freak collision with one of his team-mates, which saw his sensitive meat requiring urgent attention during a 0-0 Spanish Segnda division draw with SD Huesca,” reports Metro Sports.

Club doctor Eduardo Rodriguez told Spanish newspaper Marca that the player required at least ten stitches on his “mini-Bittolo” following the 82nd minute collision.

“It’s not expected that the 27-year-old will miss any matches as a result of the clash, so at least he’s not had any insult added to the bizarre injury,” said Rodriguez.