Her odd-coloured rags really turn me off!

The woman I married is wonderful. She keeps house nicely, manages finances well, is a great cook and mother and even though we now have three children, her game is still tops.

But there is a problem. She insists on buying the ugliest panties in the market; huge, cheap, badly shaped and odd-coloured rags that really turn me off!

Should I tell her?


You are between a rock and a hard place. If you tell her that you find her inner wear distasteful, she will not only be hurt, but will accuse you of sleeping with other women.

If you buy her something sexy, she will demand to know how you even became aware that those lacy things exist.

Well, you took her for better or worse and the way I see it, the worst, my friend, is yet to come (handwoven, woollen triangles to deal with the Nairobi ‘winter’, hahaha!).

What you should do is cheat her that you find it so sexy when she undresses in the dark. But then again, what is your problem?

If the wife makes good babies, cooks proper ugali and your house is neat, why would you care what she wears beneath her skirt?

Which man even discusses his wife’s underwear? Hack that damn server and snore away blissfully!