Shhh...take it easy babe, don’t wake the neighbours! .. or is she faking it again?

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For long, most Kenyan men have been duped into believing that they are great lovers, just because their women make noise during throes of passion. In the heat of the moment, women do all sorts of crazy antics. Tales have been told of those who tear sheets, break wind, shed tears and speak in tongues! But as it turns out, and this is breaking news, most of these antics are stage-managed.

However, not all men fall hook, line, and sinker for the tricks. One such man is a certain Kevin. Tired of being taken for a ride and treated to fake moans and screams, a distraught Kevin sent this magazine’s agony aunt a letter, requesting for advice on how to nicely tell his new lover that he didn’t appreciate her fake groans and squeals.