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Why I will never date Nairobi men

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My baby sister Rose called me the other day to tell me she would be getting married soon. This is a girl I bathed and whose diapers I changed, for Pete’s sake! (Who’s Pete anyway?) Just the other day, she was crawling all over the house and calling me “Beyiyi” Now her wedding is beckoning!

After I hung up, I walked to the mirror to take an umpteenth look at myself. Once again, I cursed the day a bride’s bouquet fell into my lap.

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