DJ MR T, Give Kaytrixx a new stage name?
DJ Mop, because of his shabby hairstyle.
If you had five minutes to impress a crowd and win over Kaytrixx in a competition, what would you do?
I would entertain and pull stunts like standing on my arms while deejaying to give people something new.
Why should I call you up for a gig and not him?
Because I am a fun DJ who entertains and makes less noise while at it.
What gift would you give him as DJ?
A guidebook on how to rock crowds while being less noisy.
His worst date would be with?
Tamima. They have a love hate relationship.
What do you think his pick up lines are?
Hey baby, can you be my mixer so I can mix and spin you?
A punch line he can’t ‘comeback’ from?
Wewe ni fala; ulipanda mti ndo ukuwe branch manager (You are so dumb that you climbed a tree to become a branch manager)
DJ KAYTRIXX, Give Mr T a new stage name?
DJ One Pack. He has borrowed a lot from Pastor Pius Muiru, especially shiny outfits.
If you had five minutes to impress a crowd and win over DJ Mr T in a competition, you would?
I would dance and spin, which he can’t because he has a white boy’s co-ordination. He dances to the next song.
Why should I call you up for a gig and not him?
You wouldn’t want a DJ who might collapse half-way through the set.
What would you change about his skills?
Gym would come in handy, so that his huge one pack stops pushing the mixers cross faders during the show.
What gift would you give him as DJ?
A skirt to complement his shyness on stage.
His worst date would be with?
Mr T has never gone on a date, but maybe he can go with that Jackiwa of Matasia Star and they drive in the Pro-box in the video.
What do you think his pick up lines are?
Hey baby, I’m the DJ on television. Do you want to see my one pack!
