By OYUNGA PALA

Nothing draws eyeballs like nudity. When opposition activists in Uganda stripped to their bras to protest a sexual assault against one of their leaders, it made headline news.

The action was triggered after NTV Uganda showed footage of police forcefully arresting Ugandan opposition politician Ingrid Turinawe of the Forum for Democratic Change.

The opposition leader resisted arrest as several police officers tried to pull her out of her car. In the ensuing melee, a uniformed hand was seen squeezing and clawing at the opposition leader’s bosom. Turinawe screamed and attempted to smack the offending hand, but the assault was unyielding.

Outrage

After the incident, a group of offended female activists’ marched to the police station headquarters in various states of undress to express their outrage. A few women were arrested for refusing to put their tops back on but were released later.

Women always successfully make a powerful political statement when they employ the power of their bodies. An attention grabbing placard read, "How would you feel if we squeezed your balls?"

Well, they should ask Makadara MP Gideon Mbuvi aka Sonko who was manhandled and bundled into a car by security forces in a televised scuffle with authorities some time ago. Sonko complained that police squeezed his vitals and there is footage showing his moment of distress. It made the headlines a comic relief from hard news.

Fur

By the standards of nude protests, the Ugandan opposition activists were tame. Many years ago, I was made aware of Peta, (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), through their naked protests. The famous, ‘I would go naked than wear fur’ campaign drew a range of compassionate celebrities speaking up for animals. The list was populated by the finest supermodels of the day: Naomi Campbell, Cindy Crawford and Kate Moss among others.

The Peta campaign was marketing genius. The airbrushed photo of the svelte Naomi Campbell posing nude in a poster is the only reason I know what the mammal called a mink looks like.

The nude female form, irrespective of the motivation for its exposure, will always draw attentive audience. I do not remember one single political statement made by a male streaker, bursting stark naked onto the fields of the world’s greatest sporting events. However, I remember clearly when Janet Jackson flashed a boob during a live broadcast Super Bowl grand finale.

The American public was outraged. So outraged they could not stop replaying the ‘offending’ clip! Hollywood celebrities have earned notoriety for bearing it all. It follows the simple logic that nothing sells like nudity. The ‘leaked’ photo fad also made a splash in the local gossip pool in similar copycat action. The pictures of unclothed female celebrities are circulated frequently and few resist the temptation to take a peek.

Bold

In November last year, Egyptian blogger Aliaa Magda Elmahdy posted nude pictures of herself on her blog to protest against Islamic fundamentalism. The 20-year-old student sparked controversy and became a household name overnight. Her blog received over a million hits within a week of posting the pictures.

Her bold action has now inspired the Nude Photo Revolution calendar that will feature ordinary Muslim women standing up naked to religious based sexism.

When a woman strips, she gains the public’s undivided attention. When she strips to make a political statement, we first appraise the wondrous qualities of the female body and if it is beautiful, the message will be remembered long after she is withered.