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Filthy beauty: Her smell in bed made me think I had wrestled a pig

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Every man who has dated more than five women has encountered at least one dirty girlfriend.

Dirty women make for unforgettable experience.

Douglas is an MA student at Kenyatta University. The 30-year-old remembers a woman he was once betrothed to.

“She was beautiful, comely and all, but I noticed that she was lazy when it came to personal hygiene. You would come across her hair everywhere in the house. When she lay on my chest, the stench from her hair would linger on or stick to the shirt,” reveals Douglas.

“Imagine the sight of a stained panty,” says Douglas in disgust.

Even in the kitchen, she was slovenly. She would peel onions and leave the layers on the floor while tomatoes will rot in the sink.

They broke up.

Indeed, women who never shave their armpits or the nether regions where they leave a ‘Kembu Farm’ means their body odour is the first thing that stings your nose, and in case you get down to business, just know you will leave smelling like you wrestled a pig!

Such was the case with Anthony Owuor.

The 30-year-old media man once dated a woman and dumped her on the first weekend. She spent the entire weekend without stepping into the bathroom. Anthony had to boil water and beckon her to the bathroom. Even then, “She left a mess in the bathroom. She did not scrub, or rinse the walls and the floor. And worse, she left her dirty pant in the pail,” explains Anthony in disgust.

Besides being filthy, what astounded him more was the appalling disinterest she had towards her own hygiene.

For 31-year-old property valuer, Eric Momanyi, the stench emitted by his date was appalling.  He say that, the “odour was so bad I thought she had aborted before she came for the sleepover.” He dumped her after that disappointing night.

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