Celeb Vs Celeb - Nick Vs Marcus

Nick

By Shirley Genga

Pulse: What is shenzi type?

Nick: Women who play hard to get. They just annoy me because there is no such a thing as hard to get.

P: What does Marcus do that gets on your nerves?

N: His hair cut really upsets me. Do people still have fade? Marcus is stuck in 1993!

P: What would you do if Marcus stole your chick?

Nick

N: I’d steal his girl, then write a book about it. In fact, I would also compose a song and do a movie. Then I would sell them and do merchandise like T-shirts, mugs and pens about it, just to make sure he never forgets.

P: If you were Marcus what would you do differently?

N: I’d buy Nick more pints. Ha ha ha!

P: What chicks put you off?

N: Materialistic chicks who make unrealistic demands. A chick once asked me to buy her a fridge on our second date. Seriously, what happened to the good old days where chicks asked for things like cakes?

P: What football team do you support and why?

N: I can’t stand football. Why should I watch grown men chasing a ball for 90 minutes and sometimes fail to put it in the big net? What if they were doing that to put it in a small hole? Read between the lines.

P: What is the most stupid thing you have ever done in the name of love?

N: Once upon a time when I was broke… a long time ago…I bought this girl I liked pints with my cab fare and walked from Baricho Road to around City Cabanas. I slept for a week from exhaustion and nothing came of it. What a waste?

P: What is the cheesiest pick up line you have ever used?

N: I told a mama that I was allergic to ugly women and wouldn’t mind having her number to occasionally stare at her and fight my allergy.

P: If you were to get into a physical fight with Marcus, who do you think would win?

N: I would win because the pot belly Marcus is unfit. Just imagine I sometimes help him to his car because tumbo imeleta shida.

P: What are some of the crazy things you guys do while in the studio?

N: I once brought helmets and did the show on helmets.

P: Who do you think is hotter, you or Marcus?

N: In the whole world I think I come first, second and third… I look nice…!!!!

P: If you took a chick out on a date only to find out that you cannot afford to foot the bill, how would you get out of such a situation?

N: I would abandon her there and run for my life, because Kenyan chicks love shouting at the top of their voices. It would be a huge embarrassment that no man wants.

Marcus

Pulse: What is shenzi type?

Marcus: Shenzi types are guys that don’t call to expose shenzi types yet they are all around us.

P: What does Nick do that really annoys you?

M: His laughter! Have you heard him laugh? The worst part is that he laughs almost 90 per cent of the time we are on air.

P: If you found out that Nick s

Marcus

tole your girl what would you do?

M: I’m a gentleman. I never fight over women; I would let him keep my bakshish!

P: If you were Nick what would you do differently?

M: His approach to women does not work in his favour. If I were him I would change it and thus get laid more…but that’s just me, maybe his method works just fine for him! Ha ha ha.

P: What kind of chicks can’t you stand?

M: The ones Nick likes, that is why I’m sure we can never date same women. I mean the ones that are too easy, all you have to say is "hi", and they have removed their pants, c’mon, have some respect yawa!

P: Which football team do you support and why?

M: Man United! Unfortunately the Red Devils won’t win this year’s English Premiership (I know many United fans will be very upset). I urge them to get out of denial and the truth will set them free.

P: What is the most stupid thing you have ever done in the name of love?

M: Ahem! Nothing! I’m a smooth operator; my moves are very calculated. Ask my wife!

P: What is the cheesiest pick up line you have ever used?

M: Once I picked a flower (a very bad one) from the garden at a party, took it to some chick and said, "Please accept this cos this is as good as it’s going to get".

P: If you were to get into a physical fight Nick who do you think would win and why?

M: Take a good look at me.Do I look like I can lose to Nick. I never lose fights, I’m that good. Ha ha ha!

P: What are some of the crazy things you guys do while in the studio?

M: Often we do the show shirtless while standing… very manly and entertaining.

P: Who do you think is hotter, you or Nick?

M: Of course I’m hotter! What do you mean, but chicks might find him more appealing because he is available. I’m not available, therefore not that appealing but, ceteris paribus i.e. (if things were left constant), it’s a no-brainer!

P: If you took a chick out on a date only to find out that you cannot afford to foot the bill, how would you get out of the situation?

M: If you have sat with me, you would know that there are very things I can’t get out of; the situation would determine the reaction.

 

 

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