The Celebville Residents

This list of a hundred, minus TV personalities, is the complete list of the peeps currently Pulsers call ‘ celebrities’. If you consider yourself a celebrity and are not on it, then work harder to be in Pulse (because we say who the celebs are in this town, and all of the above are folks we’ve featured in one form or another over the last eight weeks).

Beware though; rent in ‘Celebville’ is steep. And other than dangerous neighbourhood dogs called ‘Paparazzi,’ the landlady called Fame can evict you any time, bila notice.

Susan Adhiambo — The current Miss Kenya is pretty and beguiling, with that ‘X’ factor that is missing in too many beauty queens nowadays.

Eric Wainaina and Suzanne Owiyo — Ask anyone outside the gates of ‘Celebville’ who are its two leading citizens in there, and these are the two names most likely to crop up.

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Daddy Owen —This Saul turned Paul crook saw the light and turned to the Lord, and lo and behold! He is gospel king.

Juliani — He is possibly the most talented musician in the country, going by his lyrics and his dazzling performances.

Nameless — ‘Kamonski’ is the architect of his own destiny and has ruled the roost of our local music since his Ninanoki hit exactly a decade ago. Bravo!

Churchill — This very gifted thespian and comedian will go down in our history as a Kenyan celebrity who took laughter and satire to another level.

DJ KayTrixx — This red-haired rasta young man has shot up far and fast among Pulsers, and knows his decks and music.

Size 8: Since she appeared on the scene, this little vixen has taken us all by fire and storm. Go gal.

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