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Old grandpa was smarter than Einstein

By By Ted Malanda | Aug. 20, 2012

By Ted Malanda

Ibrahim, the Butere Intermediate School Standard Three dropout and a tipsy sage from whose loins I sprung, would have been horrified by Albert Einstein’s carelessness and naiveté.

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