By Nikko Tanui
There are women who have made a career out of fussing for nothing. That is why even some men of God nowadays secretly stop by the bar before heading home.
It’s not that we love alcohol. We only drink to numb our minds a little in readiness of the nagging that often awaits us at home from madam.
Yet the one thing we wish women could give us in plenty is not food or sex, but a peace of mind. That is why every man secretly wishes it were possible to mute women using the TV remote.
So serious is the issue that men secretly celebrate every time their wives suffer a severe case of flu, which makes them unable to talk for a couple of days.
But if there is something that shocks men, it is the fuss women make after spending ‘that’ first night.
Swear
Three days later, as he is in the office trying to build the nation, she will call angrily to ask why he hasn’t called her yet.
As a matter of fact, some women these days walk out of a man’s house until he swears that he will call — and when. The way things are going, women will soon start demanding that men put it down in writing or swear, Bible in hand!
Ironically, this is the same woman who, before caving in, had literally driven him nuts by snubbing him in the office, streets, social places and ignoring his calls and texts. So why can’t they have the same attitude after sharing one night with a man?
What women should know is that for a man, the woman he spent six months chasing is the last thing on his mind the morning after because he is too busy thinking about other stuff.
In any case, if he liked what was on offer, he will call for a second helping — in his own sweet time. But if he didn’t, he won’t, of course, call.
