So I somad somewhere dat three of our vernacular musicians are gonna be charged with hate speech this week coz of singing some ethnik shi*.
The offending shizzles are Uhuru ni Wetu by Kamande wa Kioi, Wituite Hiti by John DeMathew, and Hague Bound by Muigai wa Njoroge.
The real sad diesel for me tho is dat deya spite spewed ceedees are now sellin like hot cakes in Nax, havin been banned off radio steshens.
How is dat even after masaibu ya ndugu mdogo sana Sang, some radio heads can still mess wit hate songs on air?
I tell ya I much preferred da hate songs* of yore, like wen Kleptomaniacs were dissing those wannabes wit lyrics like; “jipatie miaka ka nane, ndio jina yako ijulikane.”
Or when Abbas rapped that; “…a Chihuahua is a small dog.”
Btw, congrats to Abbas for going to teach the Germans sheng. Pia mimi hapa Lisboa I will try to convince the Portuguese that *Sminglish should be their fourth language, after Spanish n Chinese (hehehehe).
ALL TIME HATE SONGS
Now, I am gonna have a goose n port wine 4 lunch just so that when peeps ask me what I had 4 lunch, I can say I ate Portgeese ...
But I waznt alwez full o luv, meself. In fakt some niggas think I have made a krear out of dissing celebz n hayting on some peeps. To this I say; “…* verily, verily, I say unto you…”
Here are me all tyme fave hayte songs, n if Mzalendo Kibunja comes for me, well, nitavunja mzalendo!
Gangsta Gangsta: Growing up as a nerdy teen, me secret rebellion waz hardcore rap like Two Live Crew n NWA by Niggaz wit Atitude.